Thursday, June 18, 2015

Bulletins From The Garlic




Oprah Shocker: “I’m Really A White Man”

Golden State Warriors Win NBA Title, Announce Group Marriage, Take Guinness Award As Largest Tallest Married Same Sex Couples

Republican National Committee Dubs Trump “His Ass-Holiness”

Democratic National Committee Calls Him “Party Poper” but Promises Support For “His Ass-Holiness” If He Wins Election

Entire SNL Cast Enters Republican Primary: “We’re at least as funny as they are”

Other Republican Candidates Say, “ Really? Oprah Is A White Guy?”

Caitlyn Jenner To Become African American, Rachel Dolezal to become a man, Kardashian family invites all four as guests on surreality show coming to Channel Zero.

Stay Tuned for really important Bulletins you won’t find anywhere else.






 

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